UFO Sighting in Washington, Alabama on 1890-10-10 01:10:00 – Some strange creature was in my drive way

The following exert is an eye witness statement. Please read into it what you will. This has been reported to mufon who I am sure are investigating:

I was defeating my freedoms to own assault rifles by shooting random cars on my street when i saw this creature walking down my street. he spoke in some strange alien language known as “arabic”. he said “meesa got a grand army”